Ah, fantastic news for all us Evertonians out there! Our very own goalkeeping maestro, Jordan Pickford, is reportedly about to pen down a fresh long-term deal to stay right here at Goodison Park. Now, this is a lad who's shown us time and time again that his hands are as safe as houses – probably the sort you'd find out in the leafy suburbs!

Let's remind ourselves just how crucial Pickford has been between the sticks. Remember that penalty save in the derby? The man's reactions are sharper than a tack on the bluest of blue days. Keeping him on board is crucial as we eye up Premiership glory next season – and I tell you, it’s coming home to Everton, lads and lasses!

Now, supposedly, the details are a bit hush-hush as per the report from The Times, but keeping Jordan at Everton is a real statement of intent. It tells you everything about where this club is heading: upwards and onwards, my friends. We’re building not just a team, but a fortress - Pickford being our last line of defence is just the cherry on top.

Looking back to our golden days, it’s clear Everton has always been graced by top-notch keepers. Think back to Neville Southall – that man was a titan in goal, one of the best the world has seen! And now, with Pickford securing that position, I’m telling you, history is ripe for the repeating.

Now onto the upcoming fixtures – with a sturdy guard like Pickford, each game looks a bit more winnable, doesn’t it? This is the foundation we need to not only compete but to conquer. Premiership, FA Cup – you name it, we’re coming for it. With our lad Jordan committing his future to the club, the sky’s the limit.

And I’ll leave you with a bit of friendly banter – got to keep the spirits high and the rivalry friendly, right? So, here’s one: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb? None! They’re too busy living in the past, talking about history while we're busy making it!

Here's to more safe hands from Pickford and many more wins for us at Everton. Onwards, Blues!